About dreamsneverfall : I'm sarcastic, I'm boring, I don't much like people. That's about all you need to know. Message me if you wish, I guess. Oh. And I'm Hunter. But call me Adelaide or Odyssey.
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Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2014 at 12:38am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML
by Jizzyface / 12/29/2013 at 7:36am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
by abc123 / 12/16/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
by barebackingit / 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by SantaClaus / 11/02/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Health
by MsConfusedd / 10/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
by propose_you_freakin_coward / 09/27/2013 at 8:51am / Singapore / Love
by Bianchitis / 09/25/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Health
Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm / United States / Animals
Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML
by vanillaforme / 07/27/2013 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by The fuck, junior? / 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 5:58pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…