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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brothers wedding, and introduced me as "the one" to his entire family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (111553) - you deserved it (7621)

On 03/31/2009 at 6:44am - love - by lizzardbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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