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Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML

#1353
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I agree, your life sucks (12086) - you deserved it (7220)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
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I agree, your life sucks (10923) - you deserved it (4575)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lied and said I was late for work because my car's tire was flat. Two hours later, some of my friends came in and said something along the lines that "We should do brunch every saturday, (like this morning) it was awesome!" in front of my manager. FML

#950
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I agree, your life sucks (3162) - you deserved it (16277)

On 01/10/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by M to the line - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16416) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6275) - you deserved it (46126)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version



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