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Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35886) - you deserved it (3440)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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