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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12691
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About drayloon : I bet a nickel that you are reading this right now.

Feel free to give me a fuck if you'd like...wait, I don't think that's what I meant...

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Today, for the first time this semester, I was able to get parking in time for my Wednesday class. The professor was sick and class was cancelled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21075) - you deserved it (2015)

On 09/30/2015 at 1:16pm - work - by college parking sucks (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my nannying job because one of the mom's several boyfriends mentioned that he found me attractive. FML

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27865) - you deserved it (2090)

On 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm - love - by Jgfenix - United States (Colorado)

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (2190)

On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/14/2015 at 1:17am - love - by thisiswhyimsingle - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip 3 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (1487)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:22am - love - by TheLoneSoul - France

Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23143) - you deserved it (4076)

On 09/08/2015 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by Doesn't Matter Had Sex - United States (Missouri)

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26919) - you deserved it (4693)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22523) - you deserved it (1492)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eminnis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (2773)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25156) - you deserved it (3528)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24689) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28312) - you deserved it (1767)

On 08/23/2015 at 9:45am - love - by pontwa (man) - Australia

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