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Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML
by calebeutsler / 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm / United States (Texas) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
by lopsided / 09/06/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Money
Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
by Myzyri / 06/08/2010 at 3:11am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
by KarlwithaK / 05/18/2009 at 11:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure.… Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience.… Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next…