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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2749
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About drawmesunshine : Jellyfish float my boat.

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Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (11839)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23544) - you deserved it (3229)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11971) - you deserved it (31134)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11971) - you deserved it (31134)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11971) - you deserved it (31134)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
562 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (17309)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

#17820247
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23235) - you deserved it (4196)

On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (4030)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML

#17788058
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43584) - you deserved it (3652)

On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38434) - you deserved it (3357)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

#17728264
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27924) - you deserved it (2571)

On 09/12/2011 at 2:32pm - work - by pea - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

#17726304
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24726) - you deserved it (3413)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by facepalm - United Kingdom

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

#17724131
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21780) - you deserved it (5834)

On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22535) - you deserved it (11835)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)



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