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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2986
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About drawmesunshine : Jellyfish float my boat.

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TODAY... I WAS AVING SEX WIT MY BOYFRIEND. AS SOON AS I BEGAN TO CLIMAX... E STARTED REPEATEDLY ASKING... "ARE YOU DONE? ARE YOU DONE YET? ARE YOU DONE?" WELL... NOW I AM. TANKS... ONEY. FML

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98 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , mah boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he looool has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look , smell , and act like one !!

#18444427
116 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:13pm - love - by grannygirlfriend - United States

Today , I was fred from mah job on account of ( sexual harassment ) toward female employees . The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massage when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift , an complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down . mega FML

#18434138
257 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I cleaned my toilet. I looool had forgotten it washite. FML

#18430180
114 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman and her daughter cummd into the store I work at. The girl placd a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessd she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already looool hered a lecture, I simply thankd her fir bringing them back. Her mom yelld at me fir not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
137 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, IT WAS MAH FIRST TIME TAKING BLOOD ON THE WARD. THE DOCTOR SAW THAT I WAS NERVOUS AN GAVE ME A VIOLENT OLD MAN WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA WHO THOUGHT I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM. REAL FML

TODAY I HAD TO TELL ALL THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS THAT I'D RUN OUT OF CANDY. I'D ACTUALLY BOUGHT ABOUT $50 WORTH OF CANDY BUT MANAGED TO EAT ALL OF IT BY MYSELF SITTING ALONE IN MY APARTMENT EXACTLY LYK LAST YEAR. FML

#18127186
179 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. fat FML

#18127169
176 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I went to the hospital with severe chest pain... thinking it was a heret attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze... pop... chocolate... fruit with skins... seeds... tomatoes... or mint. I'd rather have the heret attack. mega FML

#18058320
169 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I had an appointment 4 laser hair removal. He respondd by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot mah underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
83 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia



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