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Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
by amidreaming?? / 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by types / 03/02/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by pauper / 02/08/2012 at 8:20pm / Miscellaneous
by Jayde / 02/04/2012 at 12:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by RequilaRainbow / 01/26/2012 at 2:34am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by Vitriol / 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm / France / Love
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, while working as an military paramedic at an air show I asked an old man to stop peeing in… Today, I found out that the manager of my old job, that I absolutely hated and told I quit with a 2… Today, I was doing gymnastics with my friends out on a field after school. While doing a handstand,…