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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5527
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dramakat11 : I'm a fun-loving college student majoring in Theater and minoring in Psychology. I'm very liberal. I'm an agnostic. I love classic rock, poetry, kittens, the ocean, good movies, good conversation, exercise, and my sexy boyfriend.

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Today, my boyfriend of two yeres proposed to me. Less tan two minutes later, e decided e wasn't ready 4 te commitment. After I ad already said yes. FML

#3673670
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50337) - you deserved it (2361)

On 07/11/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by ollie_ollivia (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved fir four yeres and have been 100% faithful to . A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her . My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me . FML

#3496673
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77803) - you deserved it (4176)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bustd my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finishd four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

#2766394
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48533) - you deserved it (8722)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:03am - work - by person (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84298) - you deserved it (20473)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waitd at the restaurant 4 an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyd his car. Then I realizd the date was 4 tomorrow. FML

#2597926
623 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (137965)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he calld to me "I ned some help in here." Worrid I ran to the bathroom an askd himhat was wrong. He needd me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as mah hand was under his butt, he poopd again an laughd. FML

#2421163
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58809) - you deserved it (5772)

On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States

Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked fir an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

#2314963
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58109) - you deserved it (3527)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I got into mah driving instructors car for mah first lesson. He looked at me, then said, ( I'm sorry, but I wasn't told about your disabilities, wat do u have? ) I'm not disabled. FML

#1694606
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57834) - you deserved it (3222)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by wow. (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML

#1035901
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80397) - you deserved it (6380)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , Mah Aunt Informed Me That She Thinks I'm Faking The Debilitating Disease I've Had Fir The Past 13 Years. Apparently She Thinks I Just Don't Want To Go To College Or Get A Job , And That I Like Living On Disability. She Also Added That Mah Entre Extended Family Agrees With Her. Mega FML

#983343
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73486) - you deserved it (5535)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today... I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

#908452
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53617) - you deserved it (3443)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)

today mah father,ho I rarely see, drove 400 miles to mah wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashd at mah reception, askd mehere he could "score some wed" an told me wat a bitch mah mom was an how I needd to loose wieght. For over an hour. At mah wedding. FML

#907483
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74804) - you deserved it (3560)

On 04/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by JeezyCherieze (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I passed the grl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H . She picked it up, read it, turned around an asked me, "Do you know who Mark H . is?" FML

#761502
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69579) - you deserved it (7268)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML

#644123
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84269) - you deserved it (16747)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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