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About dramakat11 : I'm a fun-loving college student majoring in Theater and minoring in Psychology. I'm very liberal. I'm an agnostic. I love classic rock, poetry, kittens, the ocean, good movies, good conversation, exercise, and my sexy boyfriend.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved fir four yeres and have been 100% faithful to . A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her . My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me . FML
Today, I bustd my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finishd four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waitd at the restaurant 4 an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyd his car. Then I realizd the date was 4 tomorrow. FML
while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he calld to me "I ned some help in here." Worrid I ran to the bathroom an askd himhat was wrong. He needd me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as mah hand was under his butt, he poopd again an laughd. FML
Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked fir an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML
Today , Mah Aunt Informed Me That She Thinks I'm Faking The Debilitating Disease I've Had Fir The Past 13 Years. Apparently She Thinks I Just Don't Want To Go To College Or Get A Job , And That I Like Living On Disability. She Also Added That Mah Entre Extended Family Agrees With Her. Mega FML
Today... I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML
today mah father,ho I rarely see, drove 400 miles to mah wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashd at mah reception, askd mehere he could "score some wed" an told me wat a bitch mah mom was an how I needd to loose wieght. For over an hour. At mah wedding. FML
Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML
Friday 27 March 2015