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dramakat11
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 5075
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dramakat11 : I'm a fun-loving college student majoring in Theater and minoring in Psychology. I'm very liberal. I'm an agnostic. I love classic rock, poetry, kittens, the ocean, good movies, good conversation, exercise, and my sexy boyfriend.

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Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9517) - you deserved it (28354)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9517) - you deserved it (28354)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9517) - you deserved it (28354)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML

#7858295
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28473) - you deserved it (2611)

On 02/03/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by dracer (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6330) - you deserved it (32981)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML

#7844217
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (2074)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by kristine29 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML

#7844217
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (2074)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by kristine29 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

#6245178
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31754) - you deserved it (2659)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a petting zoo with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me with a mouse on my head. He reassured me that this mouse was trained. I agreed. Once the mouse got on my head, it peed. Turns out the guy didn't work there after all. FML

#6212555
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22350) - you deserved it (13023)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML

#6110361
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27133) - you deserved it (7090)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

#6098895
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31778) - you deserved it (2838)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by WasteOfTime (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML

#6098461
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25620) - you deserved it (2037)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:37am - love - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

#6086009
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37313) - you deserved it (5346)

On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

#4702090
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8475) - you deserved it (38992)

On 08/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by onebadwave (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47876) - you deserved it (6583)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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