Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dramaelf

Offline (16 hours ago) | Search for a member

dramaelf

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19729
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About dramaelf : I am me. That is all.

dramaelf's page activity

Visits<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:05pm<b>TacoloverSWE</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:45am<b>bobjope</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:16am<b>byattwain</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:20am<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:24pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:24am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:19am<b>sambo2323</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:39am<b>TrashSnail</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:11pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:10pm<b>iambrenduh</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:05pm<b>asmb100</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 8:13pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 8:08pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 7:25pm<b>mcmuffinman1</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:08am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:45am<b>BlueWaterV3</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 8:13am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 10:44am

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:05pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:19am<b>Febrezed</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 9:35pm

dramaelf's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of dramaelf's badges

dramaelf's favorite FMLs

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (29446)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22047) - you deserved it (3471)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, my husband of 19 years took our children out for dinner, told them he's gay, then sent them home to tell me for him. FML

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (4963)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (4963)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (4963)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

#14494219
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

#14486869
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8012) - you deserved it (41979)

On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

#14484752
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/06/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50912) - you deserved it (8654)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38458) - you deserved it (7566)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

#14449374
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5839) - you deserved it (38594)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

#14449374
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5839) - you deserved it (38594)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33556) - you deserved it (3405)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: