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dramaelf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18914
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About dramaelf : I am me. That is all.

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dramaelf's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

#16101682
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30191) - you deserved it (3286)

On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

#16097494
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (2636)

On 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by jackpot - Venezuela

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

#16080976
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (4460)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (9420)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (84411)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42029) - you deserved it (6916)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23638) - you deserved it (12226)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

#16075095
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10823) - you deserved it (45325)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27807) - you deserved it (8730)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13885) - you deserved it (48296)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13885) - you deserved it (48296)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13885) - you deserved it (48296)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

#16063941
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32075) - you deserved it (7487)

On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25788) - you deserved it (5219)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11177) - you deserved it (42885)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong



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