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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9443) - you deserved it (32700)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9443) - you deserved it (32700)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9443) - you deserved it (32700)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (18364)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37092) - you deserved it (6074)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37092) - you deserved it (6074)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

#16277369
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (4283)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33745) - you deserved it (4611)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33745) - you deserved it (4611)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (14203)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (14203)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (14203)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11367) - you deserved it (63658)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40840) - you deserved it (3599)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

#16232810
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (3958)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia



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