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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 26675
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 57 posted

About dramaelf : I am me. That is all.

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dramaelf's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

#17669700
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29638) - you deserved it (3312)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (5169)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33359) - you deserved it (3045)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML

#17649393
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31917) - you deserved it (2560)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by Panda_Bearr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

#17646290
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22011) - you deserved it (4380)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26677) - you deserved it (4998)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10022) - you deserved it (31653)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10022) - you deserved it (31653)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

#17635803
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (6221)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

#17635803
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (6221)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32731) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30553) - you deserved it (1983)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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