About dragoongirl90 : I love Calvin and Hobbes because I grew up with them. I was the little blonde kid with the red and black horizontal-stripe t-shirt with the stuffed tiger (named Hobbes) and I was always catching weird bugs and I had a huge imagination. Calvin and Hobbes taught me that it's okay to have an imagination. They taught me it's okay to be both really smart and really dumb sometimes. They taught me what true friendship and loyalty was. They taught me how to have a zest for life, to love rainy days inside, and that nothing is so bad it can't get worse. They always cheer me up when I'm sad, and I really, truly love Calvon and Hobbes. I still have the stuffed tiger named Hobbes. I am a Gryffindor to the core. I am a passionate lover and the fiercest fighter you'll ever see. I will defend those I love to the death.
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Today, my mom volunteered me to house-sit for one of her friends. This lady has texted me over ten times in less than 24 hours, called me unreasonable for not dropping jury duty to meet with her, and has messaged my mom multiple times to complain about me. My mom already said I would do this for free. FML
by Knittedbirch / 11/13/2016 at 9:36pm / Miscellaneous
by catbum / 11/09/2016 at 10:54pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Animals
Today, after complaining about the clocks still being an hour ahead from daylights savings, my work finally changed the time on all the clocks in the building. Now all the clocks are two hours ahead. FML
by needagoodlaugh / 11/09/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by fedmisery / 11/07/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my wife announced she had a sexy surprise for me. Turns out she got a Brazilian wax, which is a huge turn-off for me. Not only could I not get it up, I got to hear all about how much her last boyfriend loved it. FML.
by HairToStay / 09/19/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML
by Anonymous / 08/22/2016 at 7:49am / Australia / Work
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
by Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To / 08/10/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived for the holiday across the world that I spent my entire savings from working during college on. I had a slight sore throat, and couldn't manage to equalise my right ear, aborting all my scuba dives. There goes $500 and my dream of being a scuba instructor. FML
by Theregomylifesavings / 08/07/2016 at 4:52am / Vanuatu (Shefa) / Holidays
by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/13/2016 at 11:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my brother buys audiobooks only to play them on "mute" so that he can tell everyone that he read them later and flaunt the proof. The rest of my family think he is a genius for reading War and Peace in two days and won't listen to me. FML
by Kiki / 06/23/2016 at 7:54pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Muchacha22 / 06/20/2016 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/03/2016 at 3:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/01/2016 at 7:05am / Canada (Quebec) / Health