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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2349
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About dragoongirl90 : I love Calvin and Hobbes because I grew up with them. I was the little blonde kid with the red and black horizontal-stripe t-shirt with the stuffed tiger (named Hobbes) and I was always catching weird bugs and I had a huge imagination. Calvin and Hobbes taught me that it's okay to have an imagination. They taught me it's okay to be both really smart and really dumb sometimes. They taught me what true friendship and loyalty was. They taught me how to have a zest for life, to love rainy days inside, and that nothing is so bad it can't get worse. They always cheer me up when I'm sad, and I really, truly love Calvon and Hobbes. I still have the stuffed tiger named Hobbes. I am a Gryffindor to the core. I am a passionate lover and the fiercest fighter you'll ever see. I will defend those I love to the death.

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Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Yesterday, mah friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressd the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already mutd it earlier. I broke several minutes of mah own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

#21364034
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On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML

#21351411
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On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I took a nice relaxing dump at school , in pants , in the middle of class. mega FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, mah boss informed me I couldn't go on mah ( vacation ) cuz he's leaving fir one of his employees' weddings. That just so happen to be mah wedding, fir which I'm taking the vacation. FML

TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML

#21346279
122 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet fir over an hour. fat FML

#21341346
98 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today..!! I Let Out A Monstrous Fart At The Gym!! They Said It Didn't Even Sound Human!! FML

#21341250
57 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

TODAY, A KID LOOKED AT ME, SCREAMED, THEN RAN AWAY YELLING ( CHEWBACCA! ) MEGA FML

#21338512
70 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent . I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent . real FML

Today I gamblad on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today, I raturnd a rantal car an almost got cargd axtra fir ta "funky an rottan" small in ta car!! I blamd it looool on a sausaga roll, not aving ta aart to tall ta woman it was ma fart from a minuta bafora!! FML

#21335609
48 comments

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On 01/12/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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