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TODAY , THE POLICE CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT THEY HAD ALEX IN CUSTODY. APPARENTLY , SHE HAD PUBLIC SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND WANTS ME TO COME BAIL HER OUT. ALEX IS MY MOM. BIG FAT FML

#7014156
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (2327)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (7021)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My frst reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look lyk I was cleaning it. My neighbor cummed over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (80632)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at a Remembrance Day servicehen an old widow told me I had mah "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of mah coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service 4 "lying". real FML

#6251729
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40533) - you deserved it (2467)

On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia

Today, Mah Boyfriend Texted Me Telling Me How Much He Loved Me, And That He Wanted Mah Vrginity . We Have Already Done It . I Don't Think He Meant To Send That Text To Me . FML

#5763126
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26857) - you deserved it (2231)

On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML

#5752857
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7465) - you deserved it (54834)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, your just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

#5057922
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10070) - you deserved it (64421)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:39am - love - by leahbeuhh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today.. looool . my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends 4 a threesome . Because of the friend.. . I now know what my wife sounds lyk when she's having a REAL orgasm . Five years and two kids into our marriage . real FML

#4511410
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49535) - you deserved it (18267)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I finally decidd to tell mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and huggd me. She kept saying, ( Thank god, thank god. ) At first I was relievd. Then she said, ( I thought you were just getting fat. ) FML

#4244213
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46723) - you deserved it (4245)

On 08/03/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

I gave mah wife of four yeres a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admre it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in mah office. FML

#4180457
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50783) - you deserved it (5780)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S PARTY . HER NEIGHBOR AN I REALLY HIT IT OFF . WE WENT OFF INTO THE WOODS AN LEFT EVERYONE, INCLUDING HER PARENTS, AT THE BONFIRE . WE STARTED HOOKING UPHEN MY FRIEND RAN OVER . APPARENTLY THEY COULD SEE EVERYTHING . WE HAD ON GLOW STICK NECKLACES AN BRACELETS . FML

#3905141
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11124) - you deserved it (64431)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by hoho5191 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her looool within the next week.

#3750994
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48318) - you deserved it (8296)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm Studying Abroad In Russia, An I Lost Mah Keys To Mah Dorm Room. In The Office I Askd Fir A Spare An She Spoke Really Fast So I Couldn't Hear Her. Assuming I Don't Speak Russian, She Gets On The Phone An Calls Maintenance Saying, "There Is This Ugly Girl About To Cry... Come Fix It." FML

#3635779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48643) - you deserved it (3233)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I had to ba go to tha ER aftar I fall on a raka . Aftar having stichas puttad in, my Mom wantad ma to go to tha stora with har . My friand saw ma at tha stora and thought it would ba funny to rip off tha band aid cuz sha thought I was hiding a zit . Sha rippad out my stitchas . FML

#3510795
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60408) - you deserved it (2486)

On 07/05/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... mah daughter askd me what is the youngest age at which u should start having sex. Bieng a good mom... I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been marrid. My daughter then said... ( Oh... shoot... ) and walkd away. My daughter is twelve. fat FML

#3344863
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71740) - you deserved it (12583)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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