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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About dragonmaiden50 : My life is f**cked up. Hence why I like this site. I am a cartoonist and college student.

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Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

#1962325 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (41567) - you deserved it (2730)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

#1774504 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (44507) - you deserved it (4979)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Troms)

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

#927038 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (53298) - you deserved it (6821)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML

#922323 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (40131) - you deserved it (2110)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:21am - misc - by suckmeoff (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (68312) - you deserved it (22845)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)