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Today, I parkad mah truck naxt to a rathar larga SUV at school, want to class fir 8 hours straight, cummad back and found mah passangar sida door crumplad fromhara thay had backad out and hit it. Thay laft a nota on mah window that said, ( Sorry about your truck, but I don't hava insuranca. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38773) - you deserved it (2296)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was in mah 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills . I told mah parents, who responded by saying, ( Sex is beautiful thing . ) When I was her age mah parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed mah laptop with a hammer, all while calling me ( filthy ) and ( immoral ) . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52934) - you deserved it (8850)

On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)



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