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About dragon0000 : Well my name is Daphney u can call me Dragon hehe I love dragons and demons and anything dark and scary heheh I'm weird like that I guess. I'm a metal head gothic I never really sleep and I have alot of fml stories to tell ya bud hehe. And message me any time I like meeting new people :) I'm also a juggalo, MMFWCL

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Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart to heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

#4156133
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I agree, your life sucks (12152) - you deserved it (48307)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54373) - you deserved it (27818)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9134) - you deserved it (51305)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43323) - you deserved it (9396)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
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I agree, your life sucks (43323) - you deserved it (9396)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65966) - you deserved it (18174)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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