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About dragon0000 : Well my name is Daphney u can call me Dragon hehe I love dragons and demons and anything dark and scary heheh I'm weird like that I guess. I'm a metal head gothic I never really sleep and I have alot of fml stories to tell ya bud hehe. And message me any time I like meeting new people :) I'm also a juggalo, MMFWCL

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44654) - you deserved it (5608)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, the ex-girlfriend I'm still in love with sent me an old picture with the caption, "I miss us." She looked beautiful and happy. Too bad I'm not the guy she's kissing in the picture. FML

#15930581
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40002) - you deserved it (3350)

On 04/26/2011 at 2:18am - love - by SadGuy - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25749) - you deserved it (20479)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10875) - you deserved it (76712)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

#15714143
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20851) - you deserved it (28153)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52530) - you deserved it (4112)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

#15467016
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34659) - you deserved it (4235)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML

#15464818
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28602) - you deserved it (4466)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by chi_chia - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39272) - you deserved it (3497)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (13472)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41627) - you deserved it (3347)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

#15238370
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31415) - you deserved it (3752)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

#15102397
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31726) - you deserved it (15663)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

#15098216
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13180) - you deserved it (31227)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49261) - you deserved it (40969)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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