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dragon0000

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  • Number of visits : 1660
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About dragon0000 : Well my name is Daphney u can call me Dragon hehe I love dragons and demons and anything dark and scary heheh I'm weird like that I guess. I'm a metal head gothic I never really sleep and I have alot of fml stories to tell ya bud hehe. And message me any time I like meeting new people :) I'm also a juggalo, MMFWCL

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dragon0000's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

by Leenotgay / 09/25/2011 at 12:23am / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 5:12am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshopped. FML

by astocks / 09/24/2011 at 1:20am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm / Germany (Berlin) / Love

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

by drastech99 / 09/23/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

by Storm / 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

by nicole / 09/22/2011 at 6:31am / Reserved / Love

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

by mortenp / 09/22/2011 at 12:44am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

by srloin / 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Love

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

by Prinpette / 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm / France / Intimacy

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

by PookaKay02 / 09/20/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Love

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love