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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38228) - you deserved it (2703)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

2DAY WILE AT WORK.. . A CUSTOMER REFUSED TO SPEAK LOUDER.. . DESPITE ME ASKING ER TO DO IT SEVERAL TIMES . AS A RESULT.. . I TOOK ER ORDER INCORRECTLY . TE CUSTOMER TEN FINALLY DECIDED TO RAISE ER VOICE.. . BUT ONLY TO YELL AT ME ABOUT MA POOR LISTENING SKILLS . FML

#21382737
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (2058)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)

Today, I was uninvitad from my own birtday party.

#21382721
75 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring mah boyfriend gave to me . It was on mah roommate's finger . FML

#21381743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30923) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33659) - you deserved it (2479)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I Had My 18th Birthday Party. At Midnight, Three Police Officers Showd Up At My Door And Askd If They Could Look Around. Were We Doing Anything Bad? Nope. My Friends Suck At Parking. Before They Left, The Officers Said That This Was The Most Tond Down Party They'd Seen In Yeres. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, My Mom Got Drunk And Started Crying At My After-wedding Party, After Promising She'd Behave Herself. She Thinks My Husband Is An Awful Personho'll Drag Me Into A Life Of Sin, All Cuz He Has A Tattoo And An Ear Piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML

#21374998
94 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shrt and said, "Just checking to see if your wereing a bra today". FML

Today, I found out tat te reason I didn't get te job tat I ave been working ma butt off 4 over a year 4 is because tey can't fine anybodyo can do ma current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. fat FML

#21373611
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (2525)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday , during a meal out wit ma team and bosses , I wasn't drinking. Te waiter complained , "If your not ordering alcool , ow am I supposed to take advantage of u later?" I'm not sure wat's worse , te rapey pre-dinner joke or te awkward silence as ma colleagues looked on. FML



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