Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dr_snow_bear

Offline (the 04/24/2015 at 6:19pm) | Search for a member

dr_snow_bear

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1436
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About dr_snow_bear : I'm a twenty nine year old form Asheville NC. I like goofing off on the internet, playing video games and just recently got into the SAC.

dr_snow_bear's page activity

Visits<b>playhard_51</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 12:33am<b>stone_rusty</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ryerye942</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 10:51pm<b>EddiesGirl</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:32pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 6:29pm<b>cloud_tsukamo</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 10:39am<b>Allegretto</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:29pm<b>BrotherPhil</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 2:55am<b>TheMrJoee</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 7:06pm<b>alexfbrz</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 2:45pm<b>Lichinamo</b> - the 05/16/2014 at 2:22pm<b>tique22</b> - the 05/07/2014 at 6:29pm<b>octopussperm125</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 7:22am<b>kevinu125</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 11:49pm<b>feeshcake</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 8:56pm<b>dddean</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 8:51pm<b>miglee</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 5:17pm<b>JRC1991</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 4:12pm

dr_snow_bear's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of dr_snow_bear's badges

dr_snow_bear's favorite FMLs

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my dad turned up drunk to an intervention for my brother's drug addiction. FML

#21375677
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (2177)

On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (3356)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44476) - you deserved it (20554)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31477) - you deserved it (4956)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33914) - you deserved it (3305)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38971) - you deserved it (6849)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (11707)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

#21250632
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37545) - you deserved it (3374)

On 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

#21240474
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (14879)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

#21206028
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48395) - you deserved it (17483)

On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited two hours in line at college to select my classes. I finally got to the desk, only to be told I have to apply online before I can show up in person. FML

#21122928
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37070) - you deserved it (9359)

On 04/25/2014 at 6:59pm - misc - by firelava (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

#21104331
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44731) - you deserved it (4340)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML

#21092834
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41421) - you deserved it (3327)

On 03/21/2014 at 5:44pm - health - by iusedprotectionanyway (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML

#21076929
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44104) - you deserved it (4675)

On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: