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Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28218) - you deserved it (3436)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)



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