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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 August 1981 (33 years)
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Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30001) - you deserved it (4544)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6279) - you deserved it (81141)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42298) - you deserved it (2291)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

#11001063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39744) - you deserved it (2779)

On 06/06/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by justdancebbyx3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (71368)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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