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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 August 1981 (32 years)
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Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29585) - you deserved it (4510)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313
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On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

#11001063
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On 06/06/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by justdancebbyx3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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