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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 December 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58913) - you deserved it (7881)

On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by wut... (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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