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doughnutboy99
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 809
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9554) - you deserved it (72279)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 1:30am - work - by eggs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version



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