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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML
by waltzy777 / 04/26/2009 at 4:12am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
by eggs / 02/28/2009 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by EpicFail / 01/17/2009 at 10:49am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…