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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28942) - you deserved it (5227)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (3024)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (5955)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

#15649522
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10214) - you deserved it (28852)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by RedFace (woman) - United States

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

#15647820
115 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

#15647807
59 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:46am - health - by oww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML

#15647734
48 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

#15646476
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15331) - you deserved it (31663)

On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

#15645354
76 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Bailey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the 'dead' man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML

#15640936
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (36631)

On 04/04/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13526) - you deserved it (59489)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

#14468099
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10394) - you deserved it (28013)

On 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by theatreluver (woman) - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

#13910600
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (15319)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

#13910600
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (15319)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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