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dougelo7
  • Town/Country : North Carolina, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22055
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About dougelo7 : I'm gay.

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Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7906) - you deserved it (1011)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9669) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (22594) - you deserved it (3646)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (14397) - you deserved it (955)

On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (19376) - you deserved it (20884)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

#17894609 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (18971) - you deserved it (3504)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601 (335)

I agree, your life sucks (33726) - you deserved it (5535)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

#17773363 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (5723) - you deserved it (30466)

On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

#17726381 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (10279) - you deserved it (832)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (7892)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (10466) - you deserved it (946)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (20871) - you deserved it (6156)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (12869) - you deserved it (20605)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969 (542)

I agree, your life sucks (85395) - you deserved it (4085)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (49473) - you deserved it (3491)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -