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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 296
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About doud : I am smart and I want to be a weapons designer one day yup

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Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

#20908389
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46513) - you deserved it (3800)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

#20871127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50112) - you deserved it (3233)

On 09/07/2013 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54137) - you deserved it (18185)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

#20634623
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20436) - you deserved it (69238)

On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70691) - you deserved it (15337)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

#3502310
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11520) - you deserved it (50030)

On 07/05/2009 at 11:23am - animals - by BigBallah93 - China (Beijing)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75605) - you deserved it (8427)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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