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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 September 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About doubleAbattery : I'm just me. I've never tried to be anything or anyone else. And for anybody whose wondering where I got the username doubleAbattery, it's because my initials are AA and I didn't feel like being AlcoholicsAnonymous. Just a little background info. :)

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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36663) - you deserved it (7879)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (123651) - you deserved it (9419)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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