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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 September 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1336
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About doubleAbattery : I'm just me. I've never tried to be anything or anyone else. And for anybody whose wondering where I got the username doubleAbattery, it's because my initials are AA and I didn't feel like being AlcoholicsAnonymous. Just a little background info. :)

doubleAbattery's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 6:52pm<b>atypicalfuck</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 12:32pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:55am<b>draftskink</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 11:23pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 5:00pm<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:04pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 1:00pm<b>Rebekahxxx</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 6:43pm<b>xauuxa</b> - the 10/09/2013 at 3:47am<b>tmonster13</b> - the 09/02/2013 at 1:46pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 3:15am<b>sweettooth1016</b> - the 04/16/2013 at 7:14pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:57pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 12:42am<b>LemonStarship</b> - the 12/05/2009 at 4:54pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/09/2009 at 4:41pm<b>benshady</b> - the 11/04/2009 at 5:49pm<b>DestinyG_BunnE</b> - the 08/27/2009 at 3:20am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:52am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 8:55am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

doubleAbattery's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

by ginny / 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

by re2K5 / 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm / Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto) / Money

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids