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Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
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I agree, your life sucks (46306) - you deserved it (9438)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10646) - you deserved it (31906)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23595) - you deserved it (1529)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9571) - you deserved it (23662)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)



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