This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9198) - you deserved it (17243)
On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18572) - you deserved it (5261)
On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (1568)
On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29424) - you deserved it (3942)
On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21083) - you deserved it (2464)
On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9324) - you deserved it (28552)
On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (2346)
On 01/31/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (2346)
On 01/31/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8511) - you deserved it (24442)
On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6400) - you deserved it (25519)
On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6400) - you deserved it (25519)
On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6400) - you deserved it (25519)
On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (2612)
On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30856) - you deserved it (3076)
On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18190) - you deserved it (2550)
On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
