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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"… Today, I realized I finally had enough money saved to surprise my girlfriend with her dream trip to… Today, I got all of my wisdom teeth removed. My body thought that I was not suffering enough pain…