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  • Town/Country : Fargone, oosah
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 April 1979 (35 years)
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 28
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Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (36708)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom



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