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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41247) - you deserved it (2309)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm - health - by Michael (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64860) - you deserved it (12113)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)



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