About doodlebug17257 : I'm Emily. And I love music. I'm an otaku . Sword Art Online , Fairy Tail , Black Butler , Attack on Titan . All my faves . Some bands I listen to are Dance Gavin Dance, Panic! At The Disco, Asking Alexandria, Of Mice & Men, Bring Me The Horizon, Set It Off, The Bunny The Bear, Falling In Reverse, All Time Low, Memphis May Fire, My Chemical Romance, Hollywood Undead, Pierce The Veil, Issues, and many more ! Divergent fan , Harry Potter fanatic , Obsessed with Metroid Prime . If you wanna know more , message me. Kik: PierceTheCatt
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by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
by jigglepuff / 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
by meow / 10/30/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Animals
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
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