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Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

#18070183
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (3064)

On 10/25/2011 at 3:17am - animals - by pinkjade - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27088) - you deserved it (5438)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25921) - you deserved it (5906)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34402) - you deserved it (2665)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42960) - you deserved it (3496)

On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41134) - you deserved it (7191)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12302) - you deserved it (36371)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (8165)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

#14147287
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52708) - you deserved it (3878)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53909) - you deserved it (3830)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11731) - you deserved it (25455)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37547) - you deserved it (2614)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35589) - you deserved it (16168)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States



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