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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by hi Mum / 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by lobstercola / 11/24/2012 at 11:35am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 5:26am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Love
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
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