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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

#15999869
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30720) - you deserved it (3170)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (10069)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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