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  • Town/Country : Southington, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 September 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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