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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
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I agree, your life sucks (57776) - you deserved it (11752)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML

#133390
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I agree, your life sucks (45205) - you deserved it (5541)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:15pm - work - by hairy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123758) - you deserved it (22309)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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