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Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (9228)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40443) - you deserved it (17144)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16731) - you deserved it (50825)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18924) - you deserved it (43426)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43088) - you deserved it (4515)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31430) - you deserved it (3819)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

#15665104
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34374) - you deserved it (2962)

On 04/06/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by HM (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14884) - you deserved it (52817)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17609) - you deserved it (62456)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49071) - you deserved it (4499)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53936) - you deserved it (2804)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (3543)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59391) - you deserved it (8394)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47929) - you deserved it (3392)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61448) - you deserved it (5824)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)



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