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Today I went into the men's restroom an started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man . As he zipped up an walked away he said to me "Don't worry it'll grow."

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On 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm - health - by DrewK (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

Today, I finally convinced mom to read Figt Club. As Englis isn't er frst language, se occasionally asked me to translate some of te words. Her latest question: "Wat's a dildo?" FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today,hilst texting mah boyfriend on the train , I noticd the woman sitting next to me staring intently at mah phone . After letting mah boyfriend know , he sent a message saying , "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gaspd and screamd that I'm a "twistd dog-humping bitch." FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me!! When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it!! His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I tried to go to mah Hotmail account on mah boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot" , a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO A PAINTBALL MATCH WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, ONE OF WHOM BROUGHT HIS DAD ALONG. HIS DAD IS A WIEGHT-LIFTING, WANNABE ALPHA MALE FUCKNUT WHO THINKS THAT CHOKESLAMMING OPPONENTS IS A LEGITIMATE CLOSE-QUARTERS PAINTBALL TACTIC. MY BROKEN SHOULDER DISAGREES. FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

yesterday I managed to score a date 4 te first time in over a year an was very nervous. Wen I was askedat I do 4 a living I lauged nervously an ten blurted out "Finger women." Wat I was trying to jokingly say was tat I'm a gynecologist. FML

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT IN TO GET MA FIRST TATTOO . I'D PUT A LOT OF TOUGT INTO IT AND WAS REALLY EXCITEDEN TE DAY CAME . LONG STORY SORT, TE CELTIC KNOT I'D GOTTEN TURNED OUT TO AVE AN ALTERNATE MEANING OF "FEMALE SEX SLAVE." TE FACES MA VERY IRIS FAMILY MADE WERE BEYOND WORDS . FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 3:50am - intimacy - by UnluckyInk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... my mom called me a "heartless bitch" fir eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a womanho... just last week... faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I asked ma moter if I could ave ma boyfriend sleep over 4 Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on yur period e can. Unless e's into tat. Ten no." FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by dab1230 (woman) - United States (New York)



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