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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 18
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Today I found out boyfriend has been using moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34717) - you deserved it (16416)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they ned to cover my expenses. Thier response: "Better fine a place of yur own then, u freeloading bastard." big fat FML

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On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, boyfriend an his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

Today, my grlfriand mada ma watch six hours of "Glaa" with har. I don't knowhat I hata tha most, tha fact that I actually sat thara an watchad it or that I'm angry at Finn 4 braaking up with Rachal. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19585) - you deserved it (33021)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today , mah husband an I went to the state fair. The entire time , he complained about all the money we were loosing cuz of the high prices of both rides an food. Towards the end of the night , we counted the cash we had left an found we were $50 short. Apparently , it fell out of his pocket. FML

#16158573
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27548) - you deserved it (4091)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)

Today, mah brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all mah bras. My mom can't take me shopping fir another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (4043)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I was robbd. They took my father's ashes. FML

#15741508
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94122) - you deserved it (4789)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40925) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Taday Mah Boyfriend Started To Kiss Mah Boobs. I Am Pregnant An Started Mah Lactation Period. Now Every Time He Looks At Me He Calls Me Milky Way. FML

#12674562
122 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)

Today, was mah boyfriend's brthday . He wanted a blowjobhile playing Call of Duty 4 . In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller downhen he died . Into mah head . FML

#3078421
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60457) - you deserved it (25990)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52499) - you deserved it (98452)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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