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Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (4297) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (5659)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22415) - you deserved it (16528)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5357) - you deserved it (15729)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32809) - you deserved it (2843)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by ForeverEmbarrassed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)



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