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  • Number of visits : 1735
  • Number of comments : 350
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>PepeLord</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 4:14pm<b>taby448</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 2:09am<b>Tejanoswhy</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 11:01pm<b>djfiggz58</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 5:12pm<b>walrusdog_</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 9:28pm<b>itsellaaaaa</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 9:44pm<b>Easily_Difficult</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 5:59pm<b>CREA</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:17pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:28pm<b>beautifulmymy</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 1:46pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:05pm<b>Kailayla</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:11pm<b>thrasher590</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Princess0910</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 11:59pm<b>CDT97</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 3:40am<b>amyfann</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 9:41pm<b>Nailpolishaholic</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 6:28am

Fucked!<b>taby448</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 8:09am<b>CREA</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 4:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 2:18am

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doink's favorite FMLs

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

by bibou2324 / 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm / Work

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

by jesifairy / 04/13/2012 at 12:46am / Australia / Love

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

by CantPublish / 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

by ForeverEmbarrassed / 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous