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  • Town/Country : MARS, EARTH :)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 April 1992 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85072) - you deserved it (25503)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9737) - you deserved it (53188)

On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15044) - you deserved it (69041)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)



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