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doglover100

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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3463
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About doglover100 : I can be a nice sarcastic person.

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doglover100's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45843) - you deserved it (3667)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45843) - you deserved it (3667)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44698) - you deserved it (4738)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

#14450776
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32830) - you deserved it (4941)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48253) - you deserved it (9579)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39914) - you deserved it (9387)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39914) - you deserved it (9387)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125655) - you deserved it (17016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44269) - you deserved it (10610)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next to it. I flipped off the audience. FML

#14136007
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12613) - you deserved it (22989)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19588) - you deserved it (52234)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13622) - you deserved it (54256)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (63548)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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