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Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by LiveLoveLys (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)
Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)
Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 6:32am - kids - by Unsanitary (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)
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