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by notamum / 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2014 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially "kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
by HeMayHaveSomeIssues / 02/28/2014 at 3:01pm / Denmark / Kids
by Parusu / 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by JaneChemi / 01/15/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2013 at 3:13pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML
by happyturtle / 09/01/2013 at 5:57am / Croatia / Intimacy
Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML
by justwantingtohelp / 08/16/2013 at 1:02am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm / Puerto Rico / Kids
Today, I started seeing a therapist for my depression. While I was looking through the magazines in the waiting room, I found an article accusing people who see therapists of being selfish and having no real problems. FML
by Selfish Whiner / 06/03/2013 at 7:56am / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Health
Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by HamSandwich12 / 05/08/2013 at 10:17am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by hopelesscollegechick / 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by LibraryPedo / 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…