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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 May 1995 (19 years)
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Today I Was Babysitting Mah 4-month-old Niece At The Park Hen A Woman Cummed Up To Me And Said "Don't Worry Dear. You'll Get Yur Figure Back Soon." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (4393)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends!! One of them didn't have a ride, so the others,ho'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride!! After no sign of them for ahole hour, I called to seehat was wrong!! They went out to eat an completely forgot about me!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (45169) - you deserved it (4081)

On 03/02/2014 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I left fir work . Halfway to ma car, ma neigbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me . Te little pissant screamed wit laugter and ran back to is ouse . His mum's reaction was essentially ( kids will be kids ) and slamming te door on me . FML


I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (3351)

On 02/28/2014 at 3:01pm - kids - by HeMayHaveSomeIssues (man) - Denmark

Today... a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone... I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl... claiming... "I did it fir the Vine!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (50139) - you deserved it (3950)

On 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Parusu - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My boyfriend thinks I'm faking the whole thing in revenge 4 the fight we had yesterday. FML

Today.. . I finally told my father that I was pickd on at college all this year over my hearing disability . When I told him one of the jokes they made about me.. . he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter . FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy . Someone trid to pet him . I trid to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily . He didn't listen and now wants to sue me 4 a dog bite that didn't even break the skin . FML


I agree, your life sucks (43091) - you deserved it (2891)

On 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26844) - you deserved it (92590)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today... a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle... so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging wat was caught... his mother turned the corner and went screaming to mah manager fir touching her kid. I got a write up. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (51858) - you deserved it (3014)

On 08/16/2013 at 1:02am - kids - by justwantingtohelp - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday I was playing Monopoly with mah kids. It was fun an ld to some mock fights. My neighbor ho despises me 4 being a single mother usd it as an excuse to call the cops on me 4 ( abusing ) mah kids. They were too confusd to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I Startd Seeing A Therapist 4 My Depression. While I Was Looking Through The Magazines In The Waiting Room, I Found An Article Accusing People Who See Therapists Of Being Selfish And Having No Real Problems. Real FML


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On 06/03/2013 at 7:56am - health - by Selfish Whiner (woman) - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, my grlfriend decidd to wake me up from a nap by kissing me!! I startd kissing her back passionately, when she slappd me!! Apparently, kissing her back automatically without ( confrming her identity ) count as cheating!! FML


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On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a looool nurse stoppd me. She exclaimd... "Wow you r so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today, I gave a presentation about how teacher don't intervene enoughhen student are bieng bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by mah teacher fir "not choosing a seriou topic." FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by hopelesscollegechick - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was yelled at an called a pedophile by a mom fir talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library an she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. big fat FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

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