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About doesntmatterx : *insert enthralling quote here* yeah, I'm not going to do that because I'm not a fuck head that follows the gangs of complete and utter fucks.
I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
Friday 29 August 2014